AIDS

At least the accent was good

by liza ( | | | | )

He told me, 'I'm learning my lines for a new movie with Colin Farrell. I'm playing the part of a gangster - I'm the bad guy. It's about a murder that goes wrong. I'm practicing my Cockney accent.'

So I asked him to do some for me and he did it and was really good.

— Lisa Robertson, the flight attendant who got banged without a condom by Ralph Fiennes; the Oscar-nominated actor who happened to be en route to India to lead a conference on AIDS prevention as a Goodwill Ambassador to UNICEF.

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