http://hollywoodistas.com/taxonomy/term/236/0 en http://hollywoodistas.com/liza/blog/jessica_alba_desperately_wants_to_upgrade_to_milf <!-- google_ad_section_start --> <p><center><br /> <div class="photocredit"><img src="http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Fantastic%20Four,%20Jessica%20Alba,%20Ioan%20Gruffudd,%20Chris%20Evans,%20Michael%20Chiklis%20jpg%20300..jpg"><br /> Image found at <a href="http://www.thecinemasource.com" title="reference on The Cinema Source" target="_blank">The Cinema Source</a></div> <p></center></p> <p>Jessica Alba is gambling with her current status as a sex kitten. She believes she'll upgrade to <a href="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/MILF" title="reference on MILF" target="_blank">MILF</a> once she has babies. </p> <p>"I'm really girly when it comes to kids. I've been surrounded by children my whole life because I'm the oldest of 15 cousins - I've been changing (diapers) since I was six. "I want to have a couple, for sure."</p> <p>Bitch better keep some cash stashed for plastic surgery because she forgot she is latina. </p> <p>Her thighs are going to get wide as a bus, her tits will triple in size and hang like drunken monkeys. She may even have to kiss that flawless complexion with a touch of "pregnancy mask" with some freaked out preggers nose and lips. </p> <p>I mean, my blog, Angelina had that weird shit happening with her face when she was pregnant but Jessica is no Angelina. </p><!-- google_ad_section_end --> <div class="service-links"><div class="service-label">Bookmark/Search this post with: </div><a href="http://del.icio.us/post?url=http://hollywoodistas.com/liza/blog/jessica_alba_desperately_wants_to_upgrade_to_milf&amp;title=Jessica+Alba+desperately+wants+to+upgrade+to+MILF" title="Bookmark this post on del.icio.us." rel="nofollow"><img src="/modules/service_links/delicious.png" alt="delicious" /></a> | <a href="http://digg.com/submit?phase=2&amp;url=http://hollywoodistas.com/liza/blog/jessica_alba_desperately_wants_to_upgrade_to_milf" title="Digg this post on digg.com." rel="nofollow"><img src="/modules/service_links/digg.png" alt="digg" /></a> | <a href="http://reddit.com/submit?url=http://hollywoodistas.com/liza/blog/jessica_alba_desperately_wants_to_upgrade_to_milf&amp;title=Jessica+Alba+desperately+wants+to+upgrade+to+MILF" title="Submit this post on reddit.com." rel="nofollow"><img src="/modules/service_links/reddit.png" alt="reddit" /></a> | <a href="http://ma.gnolia.com/bookmarklet/add?url=http://hollywoodistas.com/liza/blog/jessica_alba_desperately_wants_to_upgrade_to_milf&amp;title=Jessica+Alba+desperately+wants+to+upgrade+to+MILF" title="Submit this post on ma.gnolia.com." rel="nofollow"><img src="/modules/service_links/magnoliacom.png" alt="magnoliacom" /></a> | <a href="http://www.newsvine.com/_tools/seed&amp;save?u=http://hollywoodistas.com/liza/blog/jessica_alba_desperately_wants_to_upgrade_to_milf&amp;h=Jessica+Alba+desperately+wants+to+upgrade+to+MILF" title="Submit this post on newsvine.com." rel="nofollow"><img src="/modules/service_links/newsvine.png" alt="newsvine" /></a> | <a href="http://www.furl.net/storeIt.jsp?u=http://hollywoodistas.com/liza/blog/jessica_alba_desperately_wants_to_upgrade_to_milf&amp;t=Jessica+Alba+desperately+wants+to+upgrade+to+MILF" title="Submit this post on furl.net." rel="nofollow"><img src="/modules/service_links/furl.png" alt="furl" /></a> | <a href="http://technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?url=http://hollywoodistas.com/liza/blog/jessica_alba_desperately_wants_to_upgrade_to_milf" title="Search Technorati for links to this post." rel="nofollow"><img src="/modules/service_links/technorati.png" alt="technorati" /></a></div> http://hollywoodistas.com/liza/blog/jessica_alba_desperately_wants_to_upgrade_to_milf#comment Body Kids MILF Motherhood Plastic Surgery Pregnancy Watch Jessica Alba Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:00:11 -0400 liza 56 at http://hollywoodistas.com